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Create an online retirement card in minutes and then send to everyone to sign and celebrate a colleague’s career. Our retirement group cards range from funny to heartfelt and everything in between.

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outdoors + nature ()

Christmas tree ()

snow ()

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gifts ()

fairy tales + fantasy + fiction ()

unisex ()

people ()

transportation + travel ()

love + luck ()

office supplies ()

holidays ()

plants ()

ornaments ()

getting old ()

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abstract ()

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rainbows ()

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passing test ()

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National Doctors' Day ()

National Physicians Week ()

National Nutrition Month ()

National Customer Service Week ()

National Pet Day ()

graduation ()

welcome aboard ()

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academia ()

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International Joke Day ()

Uncle and Aunt Day ()

World Suicide Prevention Day ()

System Administrator Appreciation Day ()

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International Women's Day ()

National Volunteer Week ()

pride ()

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World Health Day ()

National Siblings Day ()

sabbatical ()

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Holy Communion ()

baptism ()

World Productivity Day ()

Social Media Day ()

Selfie Day ()

baby shower ()

International Dog Day ()

Independence Day ()

temporary role ()

International Self-Care Day ()

World Tourism Day ()

Patriot Day ()

Hispanic Heritage Month ()

Labor Day ()

Payroll Appreciation Week ()

honeymoon ()

World Mental Health Day ()

World Smile Day ()

National Pasta Day ()

christening ()

Native America Heritage Month ()

National Pharmacist Day ()

alternative ()

Dia de los Muertos ()

new business ()

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Black Friday ()

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injury ()

bachelorette party ()

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seasons ()

National Cookie Day ()

Human Rights Day ()

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Holocaust Remembrance Day ()

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class reunion ()

spring ()

National Puppy Day ()

May Fourth ()

Jewish American Heritage Month ()

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performance ()

layoff ()

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summer ()

Pi Day ()

April Fools' Day ()

daylight savings ()

winter ()

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Day of Remembrance ()

National Pizza Day ()

sobriety ()

National Nurse Practitioner Week ()

National Nurses Week ()

National PA Week ()

Veterans Day ()

Memorial Day ()

National Beer Day ()

Black History Month ()

National Best Friend Day ()

Groundhog Day ()

Holi ()

National Hangover Day ()

Three Kings Day ()

World Water Day ()

Earth Day ()

surgery ()

National Nurses Day ()

last one ()

Anesthesia Technician Day ()

Patient Experience Week ()

Hospital Week ()

lateral move ()

National Independent Worker Day ()

Human Resource Professional Day ()

cancer treatment / remission ()

International Left Handers Day ()

Truck Driver Appreciation Week ()

National Postal Worker Day ()

IT Professional Day ()

Intern Day ()

Friendship Day ()

National Ice Cream Day ()

National Wellness Month ()

First Responders Day ()

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This humorous retirement greeting card features a playful design with smiling toilet paper rolls and a cheeky message. The card's blue background sets a relaxed and cheerful tone, making it perfect for those who appreciate a lighthearted touch. With its witty phrase, 'Bet you won't miss our crap,' along with 'Happy Retirement!' it appeals to co-workers and friends looking to bid farewell in a fun way. Ideal for a retiring colleague who enjoys humor and is ready to embrace a carefree lifestyle.

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